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Has the medical community gone off the deep end? Not according to an article in the Friday edition of the Austin Chronicle. Terry Galloway, President of the American Medical Association, states that, in fact, there is proof positive for anyone who wishes to be assured that there is a newborn 88-year-old infant who is literally growing backward in age.

The Star, Globe, and Inquirer printed stories of the birth of the first "aged-infant" over a year ago. The supposedly ludicrous claims were discounted; however, the media have supported the claims of the first aged-infant because of the birth of a second one.

Since our beginning, human beings have aged chronologically forward but now there is unequivocal proof that people can be born old, and age chronologically backwards. The respective hospitals where each of the two aged-infants were born, wish to remain anonymous. In a remote area of California, at the Newberry Springs Hospital of Physical Chronology, there is an 88-year-old infant, one week old, according to James A. Michaels, in a lecture at the Conference of Medical Science in Seattle, Washington.

Questions are many: how might the dying process take place? How will an aged, infant- sized body demature? How will they be assimilated into the work force when they have to leave retirement? How is the unlearning process going to work--as opposed to the learning process? What will an alcoholic do when he or she goes from age 21 to age 20, and unable to drink legally anymore? The questions could be listed ad infinitum.

When the desert hospital of physical chronology released their findings in the investigation of aged-infants, they stirred such a controversy over the validity of their claims that the American Medical Association required the practicing physicians and researchers of the hospital to undertake polygraph testing. The results of these tests added credibility to the desert hospital's research, Terry Galloway stated in this week's issue of Time Magazine.

On September 1, 2007, Doctor James Faulkenberry, who delivered the second controversial aged-infant, was interviewed on the Phil Donahue show:

"What sparked your interest in the research on aged-infants, Doctor Faulkenberry?" Asked Mr. Donahue.

"Seeing the x-rays of the expectant mother, and then being offered the opportunity to deliver the second aged-infant," replied the doctor.

"When the doctor told me that my baby was 88 years old at his birth, I naturally didn't believe him." This was the reaction of the distraught mother in a personal interview with Doctor Faulkenberry. After viewing her aged baby following its birth, the mother was immediately transported to the state hospital to accommodate the psychological shock induced by the trauma. Today, a month after the birth, she remains incoherent.

Presently there are test-tube babies, surrogate mothers, sperm banks, and implants--all technology developed by human beings. Now, the question is: are these incidences of aged- infants a true freak of nature, or are they, too, the conception of human technology? Could it be that Dr. Faulkenberry and his colleagues are modern-day Frankensteins?

Maybe researchers, physicians, psychologists, and other members of the medical and scientific communities, have lost their common sense. Whether they have or not, the fact still remains, there is an 88-year-old infant in the Newberry Springs Hospital of Physical Chronology. Now What?

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An interested idea. I definitely want to live my next life backwards: Imagine: we start out dead or emerging from a previous life. Then we're transferred from the maternity ward to an old age home feeling better every day. We are asked to leave for being too vibrant and healthy.

We enjoy being retired and collecting our social security benefits. We start working and get a gold watch on our first day. We are employed for 30 or 40 years until we're too young to work .

Getting ready for high school, we drink, get high, party, and sleep around for a few years. Then we go to elementary school. We become a child and play and don't have any responsibilities.

Then we become an infant, and then . . . We spend our last nine months floating blissfully in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating, room service on tap, and then . . . we finish off as in a paroxysm of orgasm. Yeah, I would really like to live my next life backwards.

After 40 arrests, five formal probations, four country jail sentences, and a prison term (as a result of chemical dependency), I turned my life around. I was released from prison in Dec 1989, and have been clean and sober since. I started at Barstow College in Feb 1990. Received my AA degree in '92 from Barstow College in Barstow, CA; BA in '94 from Chapman University in Orange CA; MHS in 98 from National University in San Diego CA, and finished with a Ph.D. from Pacifica Graduate Institute in Santa Barbara, CA in Feb 2004. I have taught as an adjunct instructor for Park University and Barstow College.